“In my career, and I’ve been doing this for about 35 years or so, I’ve only seen one illegitimate snake bite in a woman,” he said, meaning a bite in which the victim saw the snake and didn’t try to escape.

“We find they are far too intelligent to go messing around.”

heh the defective chromosome strikes again! ;)

(I do know at least one woman who was actually the victim of an illegitimate snake bite by that definition, though—copperheads aren’t my favorite venomous snake. But she was bit in the foot.)


A man wrestled a rattlesnake to show off. He was bitten in the…

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